Wow, son, you've grown up! It's been a long time since I've had anal

Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

Fucking psychologist, now how can I prove that I'm not a dick addict?

Holy shit! I've got a 25+ cm dick, so I gave it to a nigger for a change

Do you like watching your wife cheat? Congratulations, you're a cuckold

It's nothing - my son has a date, so he's learning how to do cunnilingus on his mother

Do you want to be a secretary? Does semen look good on your face?

Never seen a mother masturbate? I'll fix that

I heard how you fucked my daughter - but a milf is better, check it out

Don't worry, honey, we'll fuck the teacher and she'll give us a grade right away

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Once a year on New Year's Eve a milf gives it to me, and the creampie lets me

The lawyer helped the client - he deprived her of her husband and her anal virginity

Son, why were you peeping again? I told you, I'll wash up and we'll have sex

A blowjob like that would make anyone cum right away, and I lasted 10 minutes

What do you mean, you don't want to? Sit on your dick, or I'll tell my dad everything

Relax, honey, don't cheat in front of me. Get high off someone else's dick, you can

I fuck my friend, but I don't forget to kiss my wife either - thanks for the fmf 😘

Son, just don't peek. When I get naked, I'll fuck you myself

The stepmother is annoying, fuck her in the ass... She wants to get it up her ass

All right, all right, I won't tell my dad about anything, just get on your dick fast

Sweetheart, here's a man for you, but you can't look, lest you fall in love with a dick

There's enough sperm for everyone, you just keep sucking each other's sperm